Booty call
Let's say you jump on a bus for three hours just to go to see a friend dangerously close to 30 that you known for almost a year and kind of been messing around with and just maybe started to like just a little bit. Call it a booty call or whatever I mean, who doesn't love those;) You spend the night and leave the day after for another bumpy three hours ride back home. Then, radio silence for a week! Of course you have to tie your hands and lock away your phone just to be sure not to be the first one to make contact. Around day two of totally silence the overanalysing starts. Questions like; "Maybe he's not that into me", "maybe he's scared", "Maybe he got hit by a bus and died" pops up in your head. So what to do. You have no fucking clue what this guy is thinking! You deside that today is the day beacuse you really had a great time with this guy and risk of analysing your self to death you make the move. And people I quote!! ;
"Wow that was a long silence. Did I make a bad impression or what?;)"
The strange man: "No why"
"Haven't heard anything from you since last time when you jumped of the bus while it was still moving"
The strange man: "Oh yeah, fuck. Haven't thought about it."
end quote.
"HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT??!!!!!" What the fuck does that even mean?? Does it mean that he hasn't thought about you or the fact that you haven't talked? And it's radio silence again. So it was totally unneccesary to write the guy. Well at least it stoped you from analysing because it's fucking clear now isn't it? Damn you strange man with that sexy body of yours..
Wow we have live action here people!! Strange man just wrote: "well you haven't called either". Ooh this can be interesting, or not. Small talk just started and it's on again.
So I guess the lesson we learned today is that it's totaly useless to analyse men. They are not made to be understood.
With that impossible task I whish you all a pleasent friday night with hopefully a lot of rollin' in the hay;)